Easter edition

The day was going rather well as I thought being up in time for a shower followed by washing my hair before going the watermelon and toast for breakfast .

Then I was expecting to see granny as we can have one visitor in our house now with the new covid rules announced on Monday so I was checking my messages when I had one saying "See you in a few minutes, better get yourself comfortable!. Love Granny" which was odd as I thought she was just popping around with my Easter Egg.

It was a little Easter ritual that went back to early girlhood sometimes I'd go to her and on other times she came up to me which usually began by asking if I'd been good.

Anyway, I heard the doorbell go and saw that she was there so invited her into the front room after offering to put the kettle on, fixing coffee for two.

Anyway I returned to the room where I saw she had a Waitrose shopping bag with her as she said "I hear you didn't clear up your bedroom according to my Daughter when she last saw you".

"Have you anything to say about that?"

I mumbled something under my breath as over the years I'd forgotten how close they were and how she'd learn about my poor school grades before I even mentioned school on our visits.

"Well I have" she replied. She grabbed my arm before saying "You may be an adult in law my dear but do you recall what I did to you girls when they did not keep their bedrooms tidy, Jo?" 

"You s-s-spanked them, granny? I said stuttering"

"That is correct and it's time you my dear were reminded of it with haste" she said before adding "Over my knee right now".

Well this was great I thought. Does this mean I don't get my Egg after all as just went over her knew feeling just like her little girl all over again in trouble for spilling stuff before I felt a hand go up my skirt and "You won't need these" as she proceeded to pull my knickers down and give me a firm hand spanking".

"What do you have to say now" she asked. "I'm sorry for not keeping my room tidy, granny" I said as my bottom was stinging "and for needing a good spanking. I'll get it done right away".

"Well, I'll stay to help" you she said "and as you feel that's what you needed after all these years, Jo, let's say you let me spank you from now on, just like we used to then. Agreed Jo?"

"Yes granny and thank you. I'd rather you did as I haven't really grown up" I said.

"I know, Jo. Your my favourite forever little girl and I'll take care of you the way we did then"

After clearing it all up with granny's help, she said "Let's go back into the front room".

We went back in as she hand me this Thornton's chocolate egg and said "I was thinking if you truly deserved it earlier on  but you put your back into the tidying up so you there you go, it's yours after all.

"Thank you for that lovely egg. I love unicorns."

"Well my dear you were all unicorns and smacked bottoms back then and nothing's changed in those has it?".

"No granny" I said before she was for off and I thanked her again with a  few more places to call on.

Easter never felt more different and yet the same for being that eternal girl all over again, loving the simple life.

The grass isn't always greener

This week it's different.

Some communities try to make out they are so-so inclusive that they could make an angel blush with their perfect virtues and yet you come by people wronged by them.

I read a story recently about a person who while being very much an adult of a good number of decades nontheless felt very much a younger woman in terms of her development around their 30's, interests and so on.

Although there are some similarities, this isn't about a person who is a age regressor, a person who temporarily goes back to time and mindset of someone younger often a child but a person who because of medical conditions in childhood has compared to their peers a much slower and less developed mindset to his or her peers to the point that they are permanently functionally and functioning as someone younger.

A term used in recent years to describe such a person is age dysphoric or having age dysphoria a state of difference, tensions with being on paper and possibly physically looking older than on the inside they actually are.

Often people like that get told  to "grow up" (as if) or "act your age" when actually that is what you are doing.

Anyway this person is Trans and had been in a circle in her locality for a while going to meetings and social events together when she started to talk about this other side of her life  when she was told to her face she was a sick pedo, a freak and was no longer welcome and what is more they circulated this across the trans networks in her area including deliberately planting untrue rumours like being a threat to children.

Thus she now has no trans social life as a the younger Woman she feels and developmentally is is on the inside facing hostility.

I have to say as someone who probably is like that I feel quite angry that a person who has done nothing wrong, isn't abusing children, treats people with respect was hounded out of their local trans community for a whole load of utter misunderstandings and then subject to untruths being spread.

How dare they go on about how this group and that group is included in lgbtq, that everybody's rights are valued and yet they treat her like that?

Perhaps THEY should 'grow up'?

Mothers Day

This week I'm going with Mothering Sunday aka Mothers Day in the UK with a twist

One whole photo  shoot I just loved was one set up by Miley Cyrus in 2018 for mothers day when Miley dressed more as child in a glittery replay of Hannah Montana gets some playful smacks from her Mom no less!

Given the number of times Miley has used spanking in shows and in photoshoots I'm very much inclined to say she certainly has a certain thing for spanking  and possibly age play too which trust me is no bad thing!

Humorous cards and illustrations from another age  that would outrage some  have always interested me

I just loved this.

Mothers and motherhood really need a bit more support and respect as children aren't going to raise themselves and girls need good role models.

*Exit stage left clutching sore behind.... 😉

Asserting control

If you really want to make me feel small, reverting to the ‘ear lug pull’ which was very common when I grew up works well, plays well with my whole middle regressed side as you assert your authority over me, which you should.

Birthdays with me are often fairly smol affairs as most things remain routed in childhood birthdays like a new story book or recorded music of some sort or another rather than adult notions of collecting specialist editions or complete edition-itus cos you couldn't afford everything and you just had what grabbed you before moving on to the next thing.

Perhaps a birthday spanking wouldn't be a bad thing?

March Wednesday round up

This week I've done some tidying, not least straightening a pile of records and while I was at it removing any that were worn and to which had been replaced and been for a number of walks.

That's beside doing some colouring after having my covid jab at the weekend  and chatted with someone else at Tumblr for while.

 Millicent Bunny is the guardian of my stairs - yes really - making sure nothing happens that could be painful in her dress with frilly bits on.

I've had her for over fifteen year where I spotted her on a craft store loving her appearance although she does weigh quite a bit which you soon notice picking her up to vacuum the carpet so perhaps she oughta be on a diet?  

I should be studying this weekend unless anything happens in the meantime which should be fun as I believe Math is in this week coming.