Asserting control

If you really want to make me feel small, reverting to the ‘ear lug pull’ which was very common when I grew up works well, plays well with my whole middle regressed side as you assert your authority over me, which you should.

Birthdays with me are often fairly smol affairs as most things remain routed in childhood birthdays like a new story book or recorded music of some sort or another rather than adult notions of collecting specialist editions or complete edition-itus cos you couldn't afford everything and you just had what grabbed you before moving on to the next thing.

Perhaps a birthday spanking wouldn't be a bad thing?